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Point Omega

Dear Don Delillo,

I really like the way you write. Your post modern dialogue? I can totally relate to it. I've read a few of your books and really like what you do. You got style. You got class. But most of all... you got [a lot] of technique.

I heard you wrote a new novel called Point Omega. I ordered it sight unseen from Amazon because that's how much I've enjoyed your work so far. And it arrived via UPS and I just got the package, and I opened it up and.

Dude. What the fuck. One hundred and sixteen pages? Writing that took longer than it will take me to read your damn book, bro. This better be like the magnum opus of short stories in hardcover. Else I'm going to have to do something with your post modern ass.

Just kidding. I'm sure it will be great.

Toodles.

Dear Anonymous Person Who Does the Pricing at Scribner,

Dude. What the fuck! Twenty-five bucks for a 116 page pamphlet? You got to have some fucking balls of steel, because when I find you, I may just kick you there. Hard. And often.

Bite me.